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Condoms I: No like Condoms, Want Make Baby - Jules Wildheart
by Jules Wildheart
Language: English
Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Content Rating: Older than 17
An erotic, satirical exploration of safe sex... and all the hilarious reasons men fail at it.
Condoms is a multi-part series of short stories dedicated to the comical, messy, and highly explicit realities of biological urges overriding logical restraint. Instead of heavy drama, this collection thrives on the sheer absurdity and profound eroticism of trying to enforce safe sex when faced with overwhelming carnal temptation.
In Book 1, No like Condoms, Want Make Baby, the series establishes its core theme: the total corruption of the innocent. A chronically awkward, virgin nerd armed with a pocket full of 'extra safe' latex finds himself completely outmatched by highly skilled, hyper-fertile Asian sluts who view condoms as the ultimate enemy.
The story dives deep into the psychological and physical breakdown of a man desperately clinging to his conservative morals and hilarious fear of career ending pregnancies and STDs while his body practically begs to surrender to the raw, unprotected depths of wanting pussies.
Themes You Can Expect In This Series:
Satirical Smut: A perfect blend of laugh-out-loud internal panic and incredibly heavy, explicit smut.
Virgin Corruption: The systematic, agonizingly hot breakdown of innocence by experienced, demanding women.
Bareback Breeding: High-volume, multi-load unprotected sex.
The Illusion of Control: Hilarious scenarios where logical plans for protection are instantly destroyed by raw, sweaty temptation.
The battle between a sterile piece of rubber and the ultimate warmth of female anatomy has never been this filthy. The only thing left to discover is whether our hero maintains his armor, or if he caves to the primal instinct to fill them up raw.
Buy the book to find out.
You know you want to.