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Saving Private Brian
by Lubrican
Language: English
Categories: Fiction » Humor & Comedy » General
Content Rating: Extreme Contents
Brian enlisted in the Army right out of high school. For him, it was an adventure, especially since some dude named Saddam something-or-other was pissing people off and might need to be convinced to change his ways. For his sisters, cousin, mother and aunt it was a possibility that something bad could happen and he might not come home. Brian was the last male in the line in his family. His dad was still alive but was no longer capable of impregnating a woman. So Brian needed to impregnate a woman before he went off to fight in a war and maybe not come home. A comedy of errors commenced to play out as the women in his family tried to ensure that Brian's son be created before he left. And it worked ... sort of. The good news is he didn't die. The also good news was that he returned home to find he had a son, to carry his name on. Which woman had that son? Ahhh, now, I can't tell you EVERYTHING. There has to be some reason for you to read the book ... right?