Lubrican

I write fiction. Fiction is different than real life. Sometimes people get those two things conflated and readers get upset because what they are reading could not actually happen (in real life). One example is the stud who can cum four times a night. I suppose that one is technically possible, but it for sure isn't going to happen a lot.

Another example is writing about the tip of the penis penetrating a woman's cervix. I am told that is physically impossible and would cause excruciating pain, even if it could be done. I don't know about that. All I know is that, when I was newly wed and trying like the dickens to get my wife pregnant, if I put my finger in her vagina I could feel her cervix. I could run the tip of my finger around that little mouth and she liked that a lot. I could have put the tip of my finger in that opening, just like a doctor can feel the cervix to determine how much it has enlarged, when a woman is in labor.\

All that aside, the fantasy of being able to shoot straight into the womb you're trying to fertilize is a hot fantasy for many people.

I have gotten mail from people who said "That can't happen and it made me stop reading the book." Okay. I don't expect every reader to be enthralled with what I write. Some people will like it and some won't. Different strokes for different folks.

I try (most of the time) to make the plots (and scenes) in my books seem to be possible in real life, especially the love between characters. I think we need a lot more love in this world, even in books. I know that when some people read my stories it makes them happy. In a few cases I've been told that was the only thing that happened to them that day that made them happy.

That's all I'm trying to do. I want to write things people like to read and fantasize about, because your fantasies can have happy-ever-after endings that nobody can fuck up. Those fantasies belong to you, and nobody can take them away.

All I ask is that you remember they are fantasies. Trying to make them into reality probably won't work and could cause you lots of pain, both emotional and physical. I do not believe real life should mimic my stories.

This is entertainment. That's all. If something about a particular book bothers you, put it down. Read something else. Have a different fantasy.

Thanks for reading,
Bob

I used to publish at bookapy.com and smashwords.com
Bookapy changed to a "family friendly" site, which is not what I write, unless everybody in the family is over eighteen.

smashwords.com found out that I was sending people copies of censored books they bought at smashwords which were not censored. That meant I was sending people stories where underage sex was had. I was even doing it for free, so smashwords wasn't losing any money.

One of their lawyers, who I am assuming graduated in the bottom 10% of his class, read what is sometimes called "the kiddy porn law" which is a federal prohibition against publishing or transmitting any picture or even drawing of a person under 18 engaged in sexual behavior.

It prohibits pictures... not written accounts. You can write about underage sex all you want and it's completely legal. Their lawyer said that because I was doing something completely legal, it could still tarnish their name, so smashwords banned me for life from ever publishing there again, even under a different pen name.

They stopped selling my books.

So I moved everything to zbookstore.com and that's where I will always publish from now on.

Thanks to those of you who followed me here. I cherish your loyalty and, even though we'll probably never meet, I count you among my friends.

Thanks for reading,
Bob