Naughty By Nature

Blake

“This is temporary.” My brother Parker tells me as he carries my boxes up to his off-campus apartment. Two flights of stairs.

He’s six years my elder, a senior and a pain in my butt.

Last year I stayed in a dorm as a freshman and planned to land an apartment this year, but things didn’t work out. My would-be roommate dropped out at the last minute to take care of a sick parent. So, two weeks into the semester, I got booted from the dorms… and moved into Parker’s place three miles away.

“Where do I sleep?” I ask, looking around the two-bedroom unit.

“Sorry, munchkin. You get the futon,” he smiles, laying down my box.

“But your roommate will see me in my sexy attire,” I giggle.

“I would advise you to be careful in Jake’s presence,” Parker laughs. “He’s got a girlfriend but can’t be trusted, I don’t think.”

We spend an hour getting all my stuff and stowing a good portion of it in a closet in the hallway.

“I’m sticky. Can I take a shower?” I tell him.

“Go ahead, but our lock is busted. Think we might have to visit Home Depot sooner than later.”

He watches my butt in my pink, fashionably faded shorts as I strut into the bathroom. I stop at my bag and bend down to retrieve my clean white thong and bra. When I bend over, I know my shirt rises up, and he can see my pink one.

Ten minutes later I’m in the shower with the curtain pulled when I hear Parker’s roommate, Jake, come in.

“So where is she?” he asks Parker.

“In the shower,” Parker says. “And don’t go peaking.”

“Hey, she’s your kid sister.” He cackles. “The thought would never cross my mind.”

“Yes, it would and does,” Parker sighs. “She’s only going to be here a couple weeks, then you can go back to jerking it to your girlfriend’s nudes in your bedroom.”

I hear them stop talking when the shower squeaks off, and I come out in a towel around my boobs and one on my hips.

I peep in the living room and say, “Forgot my shampoo. Hi, Jake.”

“Err…hi,” he says, taking note that I am not as flat-chested as I was the last time he saw me five years ago.

I giggle and return to the bathroom.

“That’s not your baby sister,” Jake says. “She’s a woman.”

I shampoo and soap up good. Rub the Dove up and down my triple-A breasts and erect nipples. I recently broke up with my boyfriend of two years and was going to look for someone with…experience. He was the only one I had sex with, so I didn’t have much experience, period.

When I finish rinsing my hair, I use the blow dryer to get my platinum-blonde hair dry.

“You about done?” Parker asks from outside the door.

I tighten my towel. “Almost, why?”

“I gotta go…bad.”

I unplug the dryer and head for the living room. “I can do it out here.”

I see Jake at the small kitchen table, peeking at the insides of my thighs, just below the towel. I sit down on the futon, squeezing my thighs in a ladylike fashion.

“Bathroom is free,” Parker says, passing me on his way to the can. “Do what you gotta do.”

“I can finish out here,” I smile at Jake, who keeps peeking.

A knock comes at the door. Parker answers it, and it’s his girlfriend, Cassie. She breezes into the room and is delighted to see me only in a towel.

“Wow, aren’t you brazen?” she asks.

“Hi, Cassie,” I say, turning off the dryer. “I’d hug you but I have to get dressed first.”

“Good idea,” Cassie smiles. As I disappear into the bathroom, she hugs and kisses my brother. “Two weeks without sex in here,” she whispers to him.

“I still have the other bedroom,” Parker whispers. “With a lock on the door.” He takes her hand and goes into his room. Before disappearing, he looks at Jake. “Keep Blake busy.”

“Sure,” Jake smiles. A few minutes later I return to my post in the living room.

“Where did they go?” I ask Jake, taking Parker’s place on the futon. With a pillow on my lap. He nods at the closed door. “Oh…that.”