Oh Shit!

By CurrentParameter

 

 

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

 

 

Copyright © 2025 by CurrentParameter

 

 

All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means without prior written permission from the author.

 

1.0

 

Introduction

Chapter 1 – Amy

Chapter 2 – Survival

Chapter 3 – Fatherhood

Chapter 4 – Will

 

Introduction

 

This originally was a one-off story. Just the first chapter. However, after having a few people read it, they requested more.

 

I’m sorry if this story is a bit gimmicky. When I originally published this on a website, the chapters were published two weeks apart. I hope the gimmick translates well to ebook format.

 

Thank you to BumblingFool, Harga, JeanCFNM, OGShadowravyn, and TheDriver74 for their feedback.

I hope you enjoy it, and I look forward to any feedback.

 

CurrentParameter

 

 

 

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This story was originally published on Literotica.com

 

 

 

Chapter 1 – Amy

 

It was Friday night, and since Ted’s divorce was finalized three months ago, he had been spending Friday nights watching baseball on TV with his boss, Bill.

 

Bill just returned from the kitchen with a couple of beers. Ted was looking glum.

 

Bill said, “I know you are tired of hearing this, but it eventually gets better.”

 

Ted tried to force a smile. He hadn’t had a good night's sleep since he caught his wife fucking another guy. The image still haunts him in his sleep. As his parents had passed, Bill was the closest he had to family. He had gone through the same thing ten years ago. Unlike Bill, Ted fortunately didn’t have a kid.

 

The game had gotten to the fourth inning when they heard a noise upstairs.

 

Bill swore and said, “Shit, what is she doing now?” He stood and went upstairs.

 

Ted grinned. Bill’s eighteen-year-old daughter, Amy, had moved in two months ago to live with her father as she started college. Ted could hear the argument already starting.

 

Bill yelled, “What the fuck are you doing?”

 

Amy yelled back, “I’m going to see him.”

 

Bill yelled back, “What, so you are acting like a twelve-year-old and sneaking out the window?”

 

Amy yelled, “It’s my life, and I know you hate him. The last time you tried to block me from leaving through the door.”

 

Bill yelled, “That’s because he is a loser. I had to fire him because he is such an idiot.”

 

Amy yelled, “But I love Rusty.”

 

Bill sighed, “You have only known Rusty for three weeks, and he is ten years older than you.”

 

Ted could hear the window being slammed shut.

 

Bill yelled, “Just do your college homework.”

 

Ted could hear the bedroom door slam and Amy crying.

 

Bill came down the stairs and said, “For fucks sake. I swear that Rusty is doing this to me to get even for firing him.”

 

Ted replied, “But Amy is a beautiful, young woman. I’m sure she had many guys chasing after her. I’m sure she will figure him out soon enough.”

 

Bill stared at him and said, “She is so much like her mother. She was just like this in college. I think her mother got her to go to college here so that she didn’t have to deal with her.” Bill took a sip from his beer and leaned over to Ted, “And I don’t want to hear you spouting off on how beautiful she is and about how guys are chasing her. I don’t need to hear about that. I swear her mother just wanted to give me a heart attack.

 

Ten minutes later, they heard the sound of the window opening, followed by a thud outside the house.

 

Bill jumped to the window. He exclaimed, “Fuck, there she goes.”

 

Ted asked, “Do you want me to chase after her?”

 

Bill looked at him and asked, “Would you mind? She isn’t listening to me.”

 

Ted said, “What are friends for?” He then grabbed his jacket and ran out the door. He hopped in his car and headed in the direction of downtown. The direction he assumed Amy was heading in. It didn’t take long before he spotted her walking. He pulled up in front of her, cutting her off. He stepped out of the car.

 

She yelled, “What the fuck are you doing?”

 

Ted raised his hands and said, “Look, I come in peace. I have known Rusty for years. As a matter of fact, we were in the same year in high school. Could we go for a coffee and talk about him?”

 

Amy was fuming.

 

Ted added, “Look, your father and I can’t stop you from doing what you want, with who you want, but I know it would be a nice peace offering for your father if you just listened to me.”

 

Amy finally exclaimed, “Fine!” She opened the passenger door and got in.

 

Ted got into the driver's seat and started the car. Although the diner was only a block away, Ted started to get distracted by Amy’s perfume.

 

He asked, “Is that Fleur that you are wearing?”

 

Amy nodded, “Yes, it is Rusty’s favorite.”

 

Ted commented, “My ex wore that.”

 

They pulled up to the diner and sat in the booth at the front window. The waitress came over and they ordered two coffees.

 

Ted said, “Look, your father means well, but you have to know that Rusty isn’t looking for a relationship.”

 

Amy asked, “How do you know?”

 

Ted replied, “Because he hasn’t changed since high school. He just got to know women so that he could get them in bed.”

 

Amy blushed.

 

Ted stammered, asking, “Have you….”

 

Amy replied, “No, not with him. We fooled around a bit, but haven’t gone all the way yet.”

 

Ted was relieved. He decided to bring out the big guns. Something that Bill didn’t even know about Rusty. He said, “You know he has three kids with three women.”

 

Amy just stared at him. The waitress brought over the coffees at that moment.

 

Ted looked at the waitress and asked, “Do you know Rusty?” It was a small town, and he was sure everyone knew his reputation.

 

The waitress looked angry and exclaimed, “That bastard got my niece knocked up. The kid is now five, and he doesn’t pay a penny of support. She is struggling.”

 

Ted gestured to Amy and said, “Rusty started to make his moves on her.”

 

The waitress turned to her and stated, “If you see him walking toward you, turn the other way. He is a no-good son-of-a-bitch. You don’t want to end up like my niece.” The waitress then turned and walked away.

 

Amy sat there stunned. She finally said, “I had heard a rumor, but he was so smooth……” Her voice trailed off. Finally, she looked Ted in the eye and said, “Thank you. I guess I owe my father an apology.”

 

Ted decided to change the subject, and they spent the next twenty minutes talking about her college program.

 

The perfume Amy was wearing had started to get under Ted’s skin. As he listened to her, he noticed some similarities between Amy and his ex, whom he had met in college. The dimples on her cheeks. His ex was a brunette, whereas Amy was blonde, but they wore their hair in a similar style.

 

Because Amy was Bill’s daughter, Ted had tried to avoid staring at Amy’s body, but the cleavage of her nice-sized breasts in her halter top started to distract him.

 

Amy noticed where his eyes had gone and giggled. She asked, “Ted, if you don’t mind, you are a really nice guy. What happened between you and your ex?”

 

Ted sighed, “I guess it was as simple as she decided to trade up. I make pretty good money, but not as much as the lawyer she started seeing. I caught the two of them in our bed. She destroyed me.”

 

Amy saw a tear starting in Ted’s eye. She switched seats to sit beside him on his side of the table. She hugged him. She said, “Look, you are a good-looking guy. You will find someone. At least you got a clean break since you have no kids. There are lots of women out there looking for a nice guy like you.”

 

Ted snorted, “Yeah, right.”

 

At this point, the waitress came over and said, “Hey, we are closing soon. Do you want anything else?”

 

Ted pulled out a ten and put it on the table. He looked over at Amy and said, “I think we are done.”

 

They got up and walked to Ted’s car.

 

Amy watched Ted as he walked to the car. She asked, “Ted, I’ve enjoyed talking to you. Is there some place we could go and keep talking?”

 

Ted thought for a moment. He replied, “I think everything is closed now. We could go to Shelbyville, but that is a half-hour drive.”

 

Amy put an arm around his waist and asked, “Do you have coffee at your place?”

 

Ted stopped and looked at her. He stuttered as he tried to say something.

 

Amy laughed and said, “Don’t worry, I’m not going to jump you.”

 

Ted relaxed, “Sorry, just since the divorce, I haven’t had anyone over. The place is a bit of a mess.”

 

Amy replied, “I’m a college student. No matter how bad it is, I’ve probably seen worse.”

 

Ted nodded. They got in his car and they drove to his place. Ted glanced occasionally at Amy’s legs as he drove. She was wearing jean short shorts, which made her legs look nice and long.

 

They arrived at his apartment. He apologized for the state of it as they got to the door.

 

They walked in. Amy wasn’t expecting much, and Ted’s place delivered. She had a friend in high school whose parents got a divorce. They sold the house in the settlement, but until they got their finances in order, neither of them had a nice place to live for the first year.

 

Ted ran over to the couch. It was the only place to sit in the living room, and it was covered in papers.

 

Ted apologised and said, “Sorry, I haven’t gotten around to putting these away.”

 

Amy noticed that the papers were all related to the divorce.

 

Ted quickly picked up the piles and set them down in a corner of the room. Amy sat and smiled at him. He asked, “Do you want something to drink?”

 

Amy asked, “Can I have a beer?”

 

Ted responded, “But you're not….”

 

Amy finished, “Twenty-one? You can’t believe that I haven’t drunk a beer before. You have even seen me have one at Dad’s.”

 

Ted said, “Right.” He went into the kitchen and brought back two beers.

 

He handed her one and then sat on the couch. He nervously sat on the couch beside her. Amy smiled, and she shifted closer to him. She took his free hand in one of hers and asked, “So tell me more about your ex?”

 

Ted nervously stared at her. Sitting this close to her allowed him to get a better smell of her perfume. He said, “I’d rather not talk about my ex.” He then looked directly into her eyes.

 

She asked, “What would you like to talk about?”

 

Ted didn’t know what came over him, but he leaned forward and kissed Amy. Then, realising what he had done, he jumped up from the couch and started to apologize.

 

Amy stood and gave him a hug. He stiffened as she hugged him. She said, “Nothing for you to apologize for. We are both adults and both over eighteen.”

 

Ted said, “But I work for your father.”

 

Amy replied, “Ted, we haven’t done anything.” She then sat back down on the couch. She said, “Why don’t you sit back down and tell me what you do for my dad?”

 

Ted started to tell her how her father was the head of sales at their auto parts company, and he was a sales rep. He talked about how her father taught him everything he knows and how much help he had provided him since the divorce.

 

Amy's scent started to affect him again. He looked into her eyes and said, “Amy…”

 

This time, Amy put a hand on the back of his head and pulled him in for a kiss.

 

When the kiss broke, Amy said, “I just realized. I liked Rusty because I think I like older, good-looking men.”

 

Ted asked, “You think I’m good-looking?”

 

Amy smiled and said, “Very handsome.” She then kissed him again. Ted pulled her closer and kissed her back.

 

This time, when the kiss broke, Amy asked, “You don’t have papers scattered all over your bed, do you?”

 

Ted shook his head. Amy stood and put out her hand to Ted. Ted stared at her hand for a minute before finally taking it and following her into his bedroom.

 

They stood and made out as Amy slowly undressed Ted. She had him down to his boxers and socks when she asked, “I think I need some help with my clothes.”

 

Ted pulled the halter top over her head. Initially, he was a bit disappointed because she was wearing one of those padded bras. She had appeared to have much larger breasts, but as she reached back and dropped the bra to the ground, she exposed the cutest little breasts with sharp little nipples.

 

Ted instantly put his hands out to caress them, but Amy grabbed his hands and redirected them to the fly on her shorts. Ted glanced up into her eyes, and she nodded. He unzipped her shorts, and they fell to the floor. He then got down on a knee and slid her thong down, staring at her sex as he exposed it. She had shaved herself completely smooth.

 

Ted just looked at her and said, “You are absolutely perfect.”

 

Amy blushed and then pulled Ted to his feet and wrapped herself around his body.

 

Ted at first hesitated, but gently hugged her back. His hands eventually sliding down her body and cupping her perfect ass.

 

She gave him a quick kiss on the lips and then got down on her knees in front of him. She looked up at him and grinned, then took hold of the waistband on his boxers. She gently pulled them down and gasped as his ridged cock jumped out at her. She commented, “It's so big.”

 

It was Ted’s turn to blush.

 

She grabbed hold of his cock with one hand and then kissed the tip.

 

Ted put a hand on her head. She looked up and he said, “You don’t have…..” He didn’t finish because at that point she sucked the full length of his cock into her mouth.

 

Ted felt his knees go numb as what she was doing felt so good. It was never this good with his ex-wife.

 

It had been a long time for him, so he was almost cumming instantly. He warned, “I’m going to cum soon.”

 

That seemed to encourage her as she doubled down on his cock, gently fondling his balls. Ted moaned, “Ahhhhh….I’m cumming……”

 

Shot after shot of cum went down Amy’s throat. She sucked it down like she had been doing blow jobs for years.

 

Once she was done sucking every drop out of him, she stood and hugged him. She asked, “How did I do?”

 

Ted pulled her into a hug and kiss. When he pulled back, he said, “That was the most amazing thing I have ever felt.” Ted then scooped her up in his arms and carried her onto the bed. He lay her down and then spread her legs.

 

She asked, “What are you doing?”

 

Ted dived in with his tongue. He licked and fingered her until she had cum so many times that she had to push him away.

 

Once she caught her breath, she said, “No one has ever done that to me before.”

 

Ted smiled and asked, “You mean gone down on you?” She nodded her head. He said, “Well, a lot of guys are selfish pricks. I think my oral skills likely extended my marriage for two years. Otherwise, she would have started cheating earlier.”

 

Amy looked down and saw that his cock was hard again. She told him, “You'd better stick that in me, now.”

 

Ted asked, “I don’t have condoms.”

 

Amy replied, “I’m on the pill, just fuck me.”

 

Ted briefly thought of Bill and that this was his daughter, but then thought, “In for a penny….”

 

He crawled on top of her. She reached down and positioned his member. He asked, “Ready?” She nodded her head. She started to slide in.

 

At the same time, He said, “You're so tight.”

 

While she said, “You’re so big.”

 

They paused and both had a laugh. She then reached for him and pulled him into a kiss. She told him, “I want you to fuck me hard.”

 

Ted looked into her eyes and realised that she meant it. He reached down and cupped one of her ass cheeks and started to push himself into her.

 

Her eyes rolled back as with every stroke, he got deeper and deeper into her, eventually bottoming out.

 

He heard her mumble, “Just fuck me.”

 

He started to fuck her, faster and faster. Eventually, he was pounding her with his cock. He was getting close, but the sound of her orgasm pushed him over the edge, and he plastered her insides with his cum. He collapsed on top of her.

 

He finally rolled to his side, and his cock popped out of her.

 

Exhausted, he said, “That was amazing.”

 

She rolled onto her side and kissed his cheek. She said, “You are the best.”

 

Ted turned to her and said, “I doubt that.”

 

She shifted closer and hugged him.

 

They lay there for a few minutes, getting their energy back, when Ted shot up into a sitting position. He exclaimed, “Shit, your Dad.”

 

Amy propped herself up on her elbows and asked, “What about him?”

 

Ted put his head in his hands, “What am I going to say to him? I’m so fired.”

 

Amy cuddled his arm and said, “We don’t have to say anything to him. Just drive me back home. He will never know.”

 

Ted turned to her and kissed her on the forehead.

 

Amy ran to the bathroom and cleaned herself up. They then got dressed. Before they left the apartment, Ted said, “Thank you.”

 

Amy asked, “For what?”

 

Ted replied, “For reminding me that my divorce wasn’t the end.”

 

Amy pulled him in for a hug and said, “And thank you for saving me from Rusty.”

 

They got into the car and Ted drove her home. They didn’t say anything on the drive. When they got there, Amy kissed him on the cheek and jumped out of the car. Ted watched her as she entered Bill’s house.

 

He sighed, turned the car around, and went home.

 

In the morning, he woke. He could still smell Amy’s scent. He thought, “That was the best night's sleep in months.

 

He had renewed energy. As he ate breakfast, he looked around his apartment. He thought, “I really have to clean this place up.

 

He spent Saturday going from room to room. He picked up the piles and put things away. By dinner, he looked around with a sense of satisfaction that he hadn’t felt since he found out his wife was cheating on him. He decided, “I need a reward.”

 

He was solo, but he went out and treated himself to a nice steak dinner. Then he spotted a bar across the street—the kind with a dance floor.